May 2013
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brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
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Catching up on Merlin
I’m watching The Disir, and watching Merlin say “There can be no place for magic in Camelot” breaks my heart. He’s struggling not to cry and I just CAN’T.
alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
tinyhatextraordinaire:
So I saw Gatsby today
Just in case any of you happened to be curious, I counted
‘Old sport’ is said 52 times throughout the entire movie
you’re welcome
lifes-little-ways:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
There needs to be a coffee shop near my house that’s open late and serves great chai tea.
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The later it gets, the sappier I get.
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I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
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fartgallery:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
youarebeingridiculous:
I like how after they reveal every answer on family feud Steve Harvey looks like he has lost faith in humanity.
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in...
Reblog if you'll always be a part of the Harry...
themadhatter-steacup:
dumbledorred:
imperioweasley:
“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.”
—Daniel Radcliffe
did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia
O like tumblr
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A Wonderful Day
Today was full of friends! went to my high school and saw some of my favorite (St. Louis) underclassmen, and also some adults who made those four years enjoyable. A bunch of my college-age friends are back home though, and I was lucky enough to hang out with four of them tonight =D With more people coming home, and more plans being made, I’m sure the next week or two is going to be full...
theshirelock:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
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peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
I do this during the summer occasionally. It’s beautiful.
retardationmotivation:
pcaradactyl:
raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is
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geniusbillionairesassmaster:
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
I.
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sassycybermen:
“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
Is it weird that at least half these rules apply...
whatshouldresidentscallme:
myotpwillbethedeathofme:
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magicrobotgeography:
btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company
And nothing of value was lost
Gurl, Hot Topic would be lost. Hot Topic is awesome.
If anyone likes Torrid, they’re owned by Hot Topic….
